Overall, I'm a pretty boring guy. A self-described asshole (hey, I might as well say it before anyone else, right?).
Basically, I'm retired, and I read and write a lot, and don't do social media because I despise it.

Other than that, pull up a chair, look around, and feel free to hit me up. Let's talk horror!

Welcome to my nightmares.

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Anything that happens to be noteworthy in the otherwise dull life of this horror author will be noted down for posterity here. How exciting!

A little song about me...

There's some seriously bizarre shit about the name "Tobin" when you look at sources like the Urban Dictionary.

I'm not saying they're not true, but they are bizarre.

Anyway, if you want to know a little bit more about Tobin...well, my buddy Gary made a song.

(...and...trigger warning...this song is in about as much poor taste as anything else pertaining to me...)

UGLY STORIES ABOUT TERRIBLE PEOPLE
DOING HORRIBLE THINGS,
VOLUMES ONE and TWO

Both audiobooks are FINALLY live!

AND! I have free promo codes for anyone willing to give it a listen and provide an honest (no, not glowing, just honest) review on Amazon and Goodreads...and anywhere else you'd like to review!

Shoot me a message, and let's get you listening!

Top rated on Amazon and Goodreads

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★★★★★